Kid-isms

We were trying to get the two youngest ones bathed and to Church on time. As our little girl disrobed, our little boy noticed the state of her lessd than pristine underpants. "Boy, you pass a lot of gas!"

Our 5 year old girl had too many baby dolls on her bed one night. It was pointed out to her that if she kept all her babies on the bed there would be no room for her to sleep. "We gotta resolve this sich-oo-a-may-shun!"

Sometimes there's nothing funnier than a kid wo can barely read. Our 7 year old daughter liked the song playing on the "radio", which was XM/Sirius through our direct TV receiver. Song information, such as title, artist and album appear on the screen. She tried to read who was singing the song she liked: "Dummy Love-atoo!" (Demi Lovato)